Profile for Hamish Parkinson

Help me please, I have fallen between the cracks of my couch and I live here feeding off the crumbs and loose change that come down here, if people buy my arts then maybe I'll be able to afford a one way ticket out of this one horse town (a horse has also fallen down here), our dream is to move to a two or more horse town, raise a couple of kids and maybe have a go at an unsuccessful political career so I can acquire a wikipedia page.

Of course we'll fight and bicker and slowly drift apart, the horse will start flirting with a mule down at the local saloon and I'll start fishing every evening just for some time to be alone. That's when I'll really need my arts money, divorce don't come cheap and I'll need to build a new couch for me to live in the crack of. Please help my dreams

Member since August 2021

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